Wednesday, January 17, 2024

A Requiem for 2023

 


Note:  When this was written in December, we truly thought the tribulations had passed.  Christmas still had to be negotiated.  What will forever be known as Covid Christmas, I arrived home on Friday, December 22, prepared for two weeks away from the office.  I found Kristen in bed.  She was not feeling well.  She’d learned she’d been exposed to Covid earlier in the week.  A test the following day confirmed our fears, and while Sloane and I were spared, we were forced to isolate for the holiday.  Unless you happen to be our daughter, Christmas was a lackluster affair.  Our Christmas sat, undecorated, on the back porch, where it remains until our tundra conditions cease.  Why was/is the tree on the porch, you might ask.  Let’s just say that teenagers can be quite mercurial. 

Anyway, on with the show. 


We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes.

                                                                                    Andy Farmer, Funny Farm

It is that time of year again when we attempt to encapsulate an entire year on a single sheet of paper, both sides, single-spaced, and small font. With a line and a half already wasted, we best get to it, so grab your readers.  

2023 marked our first full year in suburbia, a hamlet we now affectionately refer to as Redbud—a nod to the 1985 Jay Cronley novel and the 1988 Chevy Chase film, Funny Farm.  We’ve not discovered a corpse in the flowerbed, but I did find a bong behind the refrigerator.

All things considered; we’ve enjoyed our cozy nest of deferred maintenance on a hill.   When conditions are right, we can see deer and the downtown skyline in the same line of sight.  Further, it’s nice that one can pump gas without being hit up for money, and the air hoses aren’t missing the tire chucks.  People don’t wear pajamas to the grocery store.  And, no, nobody has mistaken our front porch for a gas station. Steve gets his haircut at a barbershop on Main Street.  We’ve been to hometown parades and attended high school sporting events.  Like real townsfolk.  

 This Game doesn’t Build Character, it Reveals It.

                                                                Cotton McNight, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Volleyball is essentially a year-round sport now with Sloane moving into 7th Grade and becoming eligible for a school team.  Before that, club season had its share of ups and downs.  Sloane played well, of course, and also learned about patience, diplomacy, and leadership.  She also developed into a lethal outside hitter and made some great new friends.

The season ended with a thud in Oklahoma City, aided by a covert appearance by Uncle Tito.  A few of the families established a volleyball skid row inside the Bennett Center, adding some punch to their smoothies.  While we’d never claim sports aren’t about winning or losing, we will concede that defeat’s blow can be softened by keeping good company. You can read the full story here.  https://stevencwilson.blogspot.com/2023/05/out-like-lamb.html

After a short break, it was on to school tryouts, where Sloane made the A team.  As this is Jenks where they take their sports seriously, she was required to attend two conditioning sessions a day, twice a week during the summer.  The sessions coincided with her taking the full-length dressing mirror up to her room.

School ball was a huge success.  Playing for the Jenks varsity coach, Tanna Smith, Sloane led the team to a 20-4 record, playing all six rotations, and was even pulled up to play on the 8th grade team for the final match of the regular season.  At the post-season banquet, she was a Trojan Tough recipient, presented to the teams’ most valuable players.   After a chaotic club tryout season where she received offers from each team she tried out for, Sloane is playing this club season for Tulsa Power. 

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day…

                                                                                                                Peter Gibbons, Office Space

Kristen’s work was a tale of two years.  The first part was a whirlwind while the second part just blew.   She maintained an office upstairs, joined by her trusty assistant Ashton, and didn’t Toobin any Zoom meetings.  Duty called her to Brighton, MI, Dallas, Indianapolis, Chicago, Tampa, and Orlando.  She then returned to Chicago for a client outing at a White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field (New Comiskey Park—if you’re a baseball fan or Cominsky—if you’re Barack Obama).  Another testament to her organizational skills, not only was the weather perfect, but the Sox were only 41/2 games of first at the time and still vaguely in contention.

This came to an abrupt halt in August.  With the logic of a Baywatch episode and the unattractiveness of bandana print shorts, she was laid off.  While a metaphor for something so ridiculous is elusive, let’s just say when the vessel is dangerously overweight and in peril of sinking, why dump the crate of anvils when the foam seat cushions are so handy?  As for Steve’s job, refer to Wilson Christmas Letters 2014-2022, inclusive.  

 

 I gotta get going.  Me and my loser friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.

                Randall “Pink” Floyd, Dazed and Confused

If you’ve been a subscriber for any amount of time, you know we derive entertainment from concerts, theatre, and sporting events.  2023 was no different. In March, we had the opportunity to see Hamilton.  This is the stage musical that plays fast and loose with history and uses hip-hop as a medium.  The result is actually quite remarkable.  You can read more here. https://stevencwilson.blogspot.com/2023/03/the-pragmatists-hamilton.html This past summer, we saw The Lion King for the first time, which was also outstanding.

March concluded with Kristen crossing an item off her…I refuse to type the hackneyed term.  Suffice it to say, it involves a pail typically used for carrying water juxtaposed with a written series of objectives one wishes to accomplish.  This was seeing legendary rock group Journey at the BOk Center.  Though Journey is largely thought of as old men living off the memory of 1980s schlock, they remain a damn good band that can please an arena full of fans living off the memory of 1980s schlock.  An anomaly of their contemporaries, they’ve not been demoted to the casino circuit.  Neal Schon’s ego would never fit.

In May, Steve trekked solo to McKinney, Texas, unknowingly staying moments ahead of a tornado to see an intimate performance by the progressive hard-rock band and adolescent favorite, Zebra.  Later that month, Kristen saw the Lizzo show in downtown Tulsa, which she swears was good. Wrapping up June was a daddy-daughter trip to OKC to see Young the Giant—one of the increasingly rare acts they can agree on.

Why aren’t we flying?  Because getting there is half the fun.  You know that.

                                                                                                                Clark Griswald, National Lampoon’s Vacation

On Independence Day weekend, we set out on vacation, heading for the previously unexplored Gulf Shores, Alabama.   Kristen, channeling Robert Irsay, hatched the idea of leaving in the middle of the night to knock out the bulk of the driving overnight.  The idea worked, but few things are as jarring as being awakened in the passenger seat at 6:30am by the sound of a blown tire. Driving did allow Ashton to join us.  For his efforts, he was nearly mauled by a pit bull (Kristen’s Secret Service response is not something we’ll not soon forget) on Dauphin Island. Once again, you can read the full story here.  https://stevencwilson.blogspot.com/2023/07/sunset-over-pensacola.html

 

“Obviously doctor, you’ve never been a 13-year-old girl.”

Cecilia Lisbon, The Virgin Suicides

Our baby girl is now a teenager.  It was just a formality as she’s spent the past few years preparing for this. The real thing comes with a dialect loosely based on English, late nights, late mornings, and a general contempt for most everything.  These spells are subject to commence and cease without the vaguest harbinger, making one conclude teenagers are essentially schizophrenic.  The tales from junior high are harrowing and enough to make us reconsider homeschooling.  However, Sloane remains a grounded kid with solid bearings. Her grades are good and so is her behavior (at least in public) and she has many friends–some of whom are socially acceptable.

Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

                                                                                                                                Mac MacGuff, Juno

In October, Steve and Kristen celebrated 20 years of marriage!  Though much of it has been spent as karma’s speedbag, a celebration was in order.  The original plan was a return to Cabo, but when you’re operating on one income and sending your daughter to an elite volleyball club, concessions must be made.  Of course, Kristen had a contingency plan.  Eschewing the hipster pretension of Eureka Springs, it was a few days in the original sin city, Hot Springs, where the gangsters are gone but their artifacts remain.   The scenery was nice (Tyler Durden’s house notwithstanding) and the food terrific, while the laid-back scene was just what the doctor ordered. 

As we reflect, we also cast an optimistic eye to 2024, and pause to wish you the richest holiday blessings and a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year.

The Wilsons—Steve, Kristen, Sloane, Ashton      


                                                Merry, bright, and isolated.



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